So I made some more progress on the Swan Bang Energy operation ride, here are some pictures. Along with another ride I’m making “Katy Perry’s Only Get the Cherries” but it’s only oranges. And “Into the Kiln with Ye” a swinging ship into a fire. Oh and “Chop Down the Baby Trees” you can get a picture with Treeanardo Di-sap-rio.

The mission is begun, we travelled back in time, if we can make the Titanic sink, it will set into motion a chain reaction of events that will put stuff in the water that makes the frickin frogs gay

Happy pride I’m gay so I’m technically an ally.

MK-Ultra was nothing compared to listening to straight people tell you how good Chik-fil-A is all the fucking time, when in your heart you remember how dry and unseasoned it all was and then you realize they think salt and pepper and ketchup are enough flavor for anything.

It’s a deepstate false flag psyop to remove food from straight men. First we take away the flavor until they don’t notice they’re not eating anything, then we get them yelling about everything. Tell them rocks support the LGBT and they’re simple they’ll start throwing rocks and making angry content on RockTok. I’ll think of something catchy like “go woke go broke” SIMPLE. SYLLIBLES. KEEP. IT. SIMPLE.

The internet was so much better before you all taught old people how to access it, remember how unhinged and free it was before your step-aunt figured out how to post Bible quotes to Facebook? How can people who are stupid enough to think writing “I do not give Facebook permission to eat my ass” is legally binding, be smart enough to get out to the real internet and bother us even more?

I’ll be hiding in DeSantis’ fupa until it’s over add me on Roblox to join the psyop deepstate ai gay agenda.

I’m putting the swans to work in my Roblox Theme Park Tycoon save. Someone came by and had the nerve to ask what was happening.

The swans mine the energy crystals for Bang energy, I’m against it too but I’d rather it happen under my roof than someone else’s. I’m in the middle of building the Bang-veyorbelt when someone interrupts to tell me those are duck.

That’s what Monster Energy wants you think because they know I’m putting the gay frog water in the Bangs and swans are just gay ducks. The gay swans are mining energy crystals for the Bang-veyorbelt where they’ll be turned into gay frog energy via Alex Jones’ bottom lip saliva, to power the factory, to make Bang Energy drinks that we have to force feed the swans to keep mining. This in turn powers the interns who are up photoshopping company logos for pride month against their will. We will eventually get the Republicans to make that elephant rainbow and flip the parties because elephants are tired of the hairlines being showcased at the RNC. I’m in talks with Hilary to start a false-flag psyop that makes straight people really angry about everything instead of getting a hobby for some reason. We’ll begin at places of straight worship, like Walmart and Denny’s.

Megan Mccain and I are still having that argument, not over her shit takes or nepotism but if you’re gonna marry a homophobe at least make sure he’s not the guy we all called “ittle baby weinor peenor” around the office ok?

We might let the pups have the Republican party, call them Repuplicans. I know pups and leather daddies are staunch constitutionalists so it would work. I’ll update when Bang-veyorbelt is finished. Add me on Roblox @brocodiles my display name is Tortellini, if you want to join the psyop falseflag woke agenda we’re hiding in DeSantis’ fupa currently.

i’m a small fry you have to be nice to me

roblanx i want to believe

Selfsim Legacy:

I said I wouldn’t wear the hotdog costume, they said I wasn’t a “convincing” cowboy. I think we’re at an impasse.

do not ever say i hurt those people again if you dont hear a speeding truck flying through the school zone you need to

open

your

ears

i was drinking a sodie and looking away to laugh, i can’t do everything

She’s fiiiine she likes it down there

My baby, Layla, doesn’t like when I use mischief magic to set stuff on fire during our walk. Getting myself a bag of chips didn’t put the fire out for some reason.