gender is so fucking confusing man.

“Ew, what are you”

“I am Laylaps, you are the first visitor to this sector, my scan has shown distress signals nearby that require your attention”
“Ew, no that sounds irritating, I was here for the free animals, I was gonna build runway and make them compete in pageants”
“Laylaps will show you the way, you are required”

“I don’t care I’m gonna call her Claire. If you’re gonna be rude to me, and make me do stuff when I should be eating a Whacky Pack, I’m giving you a nickname, and I just need one more tot plush”

“Laylaps found this cave system leading to the settlement, it is the easiest route on a scorched planet”
“…I’ll go if I can call you Claire”
“My name is Laylaps, that is what I respond to”
“Well… I don’t like it! Your voice is more of a… Claire”

“My name is Laylaps, you are not required to like it”

*kicks rock* “Frickin stupid rude sentinel makin’ me look at cool lava rocks and be told no sometimes”

“CLAAAIRE, where did you GO. Oh god I’m gonna die in here she doesn’t know her real name”

a ball! a dog! :) a random guy pointed and made me follow and showed me the dog earlier today and when i moved up rank someone danced with me. destiny people are nice :(

I guess I’m obsessed if I spent my whole day off playing lol. I got to guardian 4 today and someone danced with meee

I think I have a crush on my guardian help

I got my first commendation ^^

I smick smacked the baddest with my sword >:D

I still don’t have an official name I guess, and I’m still a baby but I’m in love

yeah that’s my cursor wanna fight I was tired

I can totally make it

Oops

Why are you looking at that, is it special? Maybe I want it now!

Whatever this guy says he’ll give you for the haunted teapot I’ll give you five more and a smooch on the lips…

Five Minutes Later

It’s not a special teapot and now I feel cheap and dirty but he shared the breadsticks so 🤷🏻

okayokayokay yes I bought the shark and the hydrofoil Ghost and am totally addicted because I liked ESO but not the medieval stuff. I’m in love with the setting. I’ve always wanted to be a little dystopian magic femboy D:

oh and people are nice, i’ve quested with super friendly people

Things that happened today

• I got the cat ears dance and annoyed my friend
• I had a bad time with a big guy

If you see me around say hi I’m shy and lonely and a baby but used to play ESO and I love sniping <3